sir-sonic:

When u sonic com by and he do eth fast

luxio:

luxio:

purple green mario

wall luigi. waluigi. this shit is hilarious as fuck why does nobody laugh at my jokes

tennant-salad:

noelfrost:

Eggscellent news

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

halfhardtorock:

dewdroponaleaf:

aw rats guyz he figured us out :(

Damn, he makes feminism sound so badass.

aw shit man, I really didn’t want people to know about my practicing witch craft and baby killing yet.

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

I’m not even sorry

tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian 

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION